porn

1. i will only buy porn if i’m really really sold on the content.

2. i will not forget to cancel my membership if i stop surfing the site.

3. i will support the newest girls running their own site. why buy from playboy when you can go straight to the girl herself?

4. i will try one of those dating sites and see if any of those girls are real (i’m quite sure they are not)

5. i will wash my jizz sock more often.